- The painter has a painter’s shoes, a pair of painter’s trousers, a painter’s T‑shirt, a painter’s hooded jumper.
- Live radio news… an egg farmer is interviewed. The painter smiles and paints these words under a figure hanging on a mountainside: EGG FARMER.
- The painter has no painter’s socks.
- The painter’s garden is a park.
- The painter has a bike on which a storage box is mounted.
- On good days, the painter eats cream cake, icing sugar on top.
- The painter — this may surprise you — never goes for a walk in the park. He eats his sandwich standing up.
- The painter makes coffee once a day.
- One day, a visitor comes to the painter’s studio. The visitor looks around and kindly asks if he can take a picture. “Feel free,” the painter replies. The visitor walks to the window and takes a picture of the park below.
- Sometimes the painter keeps radio words for later.
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